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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長 , 我越來越珍惜 40歲以上的女人
Here are just a few reasons. why:
為什麼呢 ?
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40 歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你 : 你在想什麼 ?
She doesn t care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
If a woman over 40 doesn t want to watch the game,
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
she doesn t sit around you whining about it.
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
She does something she wants to do, and it s usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情 .
Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the operaor or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡. 跟你大呼小叫
Of course, you deserve it, they won t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然,如果你罪有應得, 她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地 . 一槍把你給斃了。
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 , 不管是不是實至名歸.
They know what it s like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
Older women are forth right and honest.
熟女直接又誠實
They ll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
You don t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40 歲以上的女人有很多優點 .
Unfortunately, it s not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
相對於每一個性感、 迷人的 40歲以上的女人
there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
就有一個禿頭, 凸肚的熟男
making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
厚臉皮地跟小他20 歲的美眉調情
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們,請容許我在這兒 , 幫妳們說句公道話:
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free ?
"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
here s an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ?
今天有 80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢?
Because women realize it s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage !
因為她們終於發現 不需要為了一根香腸 買回整隻豬 !
男人老了的時候 就會像一個小朋友似的
何況男人到四 五十歲以上時大部份的人都只剩一張嘴而已..... [=D] |