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篇名: 2008/07/17的日記
作者: DC Slicker 日期: 2008.07.17  天氣:  心情:
Ben Bernanke said that Fannie and Freddie are "adequately capitalized. They are in no danger of failing." before second day of his testimony in congress. Wow, Uncle Benny just gave Wall Street a 2000 mg Viagra.
Guess what? Dow went up 276 points. All long got a hard-on all day and short got overdosed to death which makes me wonder if it has something to do with their sizes. I thought Viagra can only cure ED (erectile dysfunction) and I am wrong again. It can cure stock market as well. I guess I learn something new everyday. Btw, I didn't know Cigar can have dual purpose until Bill Clinton used it for other things. Slick Willie is a kinky boy.
Uncle Sam banned "Naked Short" effective next Monday. All shorter better put some clothes on before Uncle Sam nails their naked ass.
I doubt this dose of Viagra can last more than one day. We shall wait and see tomorrow.
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